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Episode: "The Doodle"Season 6George couldn't overlook her quirk of sucking on the pit of a peach he just ate, so tossed Paula off to the side, even when she told him she wouldn't mind if he "draped himself in velvet." George can only blame himself when he ponders why women don't go out with him; he always seems to be finding faults with the ones that put up with him!Episode: "The Muffin Tops"Season 8Mary Anne took pity on George, mistaking him for a tourist coming to see the Big Apple.Elmer Fudd), who tends to grunt or squeal alot Pimple Popper, M. - a putdown for a Dermatologist who gives the illusion that he/she actually saves lives Pre-Emptive Break-up - when a man anticipates that his girlfriend is going to break up with him, so he breaks up with her first (so that he can have hand) Pretend Marriage - when a man and a woman pretend that they are married in order to get discounts on their dry cleaning Public Fornicator - a porno actor/actress, who sometimes goes by the name Buck Naked Puffy Shirt, The - 1) a funny looking white shirt with ruffles in the front, and puffy looking long sleeves, similar to what pirates would wear 2) what to wear when being a guest on a TV talk show Put In, The - the length of time one has to keep up a relationship after a sexual liaison Putting Something in the Vault - promising someone to keep something a secret /a Red Dot - 1) a blemish on a cashmere sweater to indicate that the sweater has been marked down due to irregularities 2) the same sweater given as a gift from a cheapskate (or someone who is out of work ) in order to save money Regift - the act of receiving a gift from someone, and then giving it to someone else (as in recycling a gift) Resolved of it's own momentum (or volition)- when a trivial conversation (usually about toilet stalls) carries on to its entirety, without being interrupted by a domineering fiancee Relationship Killer - an adjective which describes what happens to a relationship when a man and a woman go away for a weekend together Ribbon Bully - a volunteer at a walkathon who ridicules people who participate in the walkathon, but refuse to wear ribbons that identify them as walkathon participants Ridicurous - what a person of Oriental descent (or a person with an Oriental sounding last name) might say about something that is ludicrous (grammatical ex. - supposedly what author Leo Tolstoy was originally going to name his book "War and Peace" (but didn't at his wife's urging) World Theory, The - 1) the idea that two worlds would collide together when a woman in a relationship starts hanging out with the friends of her boyfriend 2) the same theory, but in addition, the man in the relationship would cease to have independent status (ex."The whole thing sounds ridicurous") Shicksappeal - a female person not of the Jewish faith, who is found to be attractive to Jewish males, especially horny teenagers who had just been Bar-Mitzvahed Shmoopie - 1) a term of endearment between a couple that is very annoying to their friends 2) a term of endearment that a man uses on a woman, before he dumps her for the Soup Nazi Showcasing One's Non-Date Personality - 1) when a person sets up a double-date in order that their date can get a general idea of their normal personality when not on a date 2) when a man on a double-date goes out of his way to be liked by the other woman in the double-date Shrinkage - 1) what happens to a man's genitalia after being in contact with water (especially cold water) 2) what to tell a woman who mistakenly sees a man's genitalia in the shrunken stage, and finds it humorous Sidler - a person who always seems to suddenly appear at another person's side Slip One Past the Goalie - the act of impregnating a woman Soup Nazi - 1) a take-out soup restaurant that serves many varieties of soup, but only soup 2) a temperamental foreigner who owns a soup restaurant, and either refuses to serve a customer or throws him/her out of the restaurant for the slightest little annoyance Spare a Square (Can You) - what to ask a person if one happens to be in a public bathroom stall and runs out of toilet paper (grammatical ex. when relationship George and independent George meet, independent George would cease to be) Yada, Yada, Yada - 1) what a person might say, mid-sentence, to shorten a story to get to the point of a discussion 2) what a person might say to hide any incriminating activities that they may have been involved in (ex.
Unfortunately, George's neuroses and a terrible deli order did him in, and Heather came back to her senses. Kalil without William Finchter in the shot.)Episode: The Hamptons Season 5Don't recognize her?